so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
not ubering you a puppy
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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