CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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