I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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