I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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