So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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