why do cheetos always look like penises
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Randomize
