so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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