apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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