Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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