When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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