...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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