I love black thongs
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
No subtext here. People are naked.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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