these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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