What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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