I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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