Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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