So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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