Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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