Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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