I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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