Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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