I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Randomize
