"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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