Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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