You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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