Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
How naked do you want me to be?
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