You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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