I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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