Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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