there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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