On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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