Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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