i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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