I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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