Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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