Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the condom got lost in my hair
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
how does that bad decision feel?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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