i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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