Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
we made out on top of his cat.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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