i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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