You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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