We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
