I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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