pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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