I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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