everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
