I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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