so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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