i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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