is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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