just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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