Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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