He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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