Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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