Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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