Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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