i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
