Say something about gay babies.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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