if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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