I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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