Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He has the fingertips of a God
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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